The Empire of Narod i Krew is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.636 billion Narod i Krewians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gniezno. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Narod i Krewian economy, worth 628 trillion denars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,105 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Narod i Krewians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, Narod i Krewian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narod i Krew's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Narod i Krew is ranked 82,122^nd in the world and 8^th in Poland for Safest, scoring 89.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.